Monkey Speak

Princess is at the age that there is no other entity in the world as desireable as attention.

As the thunder crashed around last night, she recounted the crisis from the Fireworks SHow with great detail.

"And it was burning and burning and Momma was dumping water in my face and I was lucky I didn't go blind. Then the storm hit and we almost floated away and almost died from the lightening. And now Daddy went outside and he almsot died from the lightening and we'll be lucky to survive the night."

Pause.

"God Bless America." And she sauntered off.

God I love kids.

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