Wednesday, March 29, 2006

He Works in Mysterious Ways

Got this GREAT post from Jo at Jo's Cafe. Not sure if it's true or not but I certainly wish it is:

An Army Spec Ops grad was attending some civilian college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.”

Read On...

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Spec Ops troop got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to a couple minutes later.

Noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you did that?”

The Spec Ops troop calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit. So He sent me.”

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